NFR Boehner gets a boner...

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Jamie Wilson, Oct 8, 2013.

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  1. Jamie Wilson

    Jamie Wilson Active Member

    OK
    Just kidding Ed :cool:
     
  2. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

  3. Jamie Wilson

    Jamie Wilson Active Member

    funny shit
     
  4. David Dalan

    David Dalan 69°19'15.35" N 18°44'22.74" E

    Queue the long winded political rant, because you merely invoked a politicians name....

    :p
     
  5. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

    I was disappointed the day I learned it wasn't pronounced "boner."
     
  6. David Dalan

    David Dalan 69°19'15.35" N 18°44'22.74" E

    Wait, what?
     
  7. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

    Boehner = Bay-ner, not bo-ner. The latter would have been more humorous.
     
  8. Irafly

    Irafly Active Member

    Where did you find that picture of my mom? She looked good that day didn't she?
     
  9. Kaiserman

    Kaiserman content

    You mean like Anthony Weiner? Who was taking pictures of his boner?
     
  10. Porter

    Porter Active Member

    Boehner: Yeah I had the weiner's boner special last night and to tell you I'm notta feelin to great right now!!! ..and Obama knows it!!!
    [​IMG]
     
  11. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

    Holy crap.
     
  12. Jim Wallace

    Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

    "sop" must reference "South Olympic Peninsula." The man is obviously a southern OP hillbilly, the bane of forum moderators everywhere. Or do you spell that "boehn?" (We can take this opportunity to thank the powers that be, that the cousins of the southern OP hill folk, the NE Olympic Peninsula "Quillbillies," don't have computers or even know how to use them).
     
  13. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

    Just don't make fun of the tide people. Those are your people.
     
  14. Jim Wallace

    Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

    Oops!:rolleyes: Sorry that I wasn't clear about trying to be funny. Bonehead Boehner is as far from a hero of mine as one could get. For the record, if he dropped dead right now, I would probably jump for joy.
    And I ain't no city slicker. I'm just a local who resides in an unincorporated rural coastal community, and we make fun of city slickers out here. I survived my time in the concrete jungle, and I'm never going back.
    Also, I apologize for guessing wrong about the origins of "sop" in your moniker. I was actually hoping to find another local fly fisher closer to my area.
    And being called a "southern Olympic Peninsula hillbilly" is actually a compliment, out in these parts! Its true! One of my buddies grew up on the upper Satsop River, near Decker Creek.
     
  15. Jim Wallace

    Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

    Man, what are you smoking? Can you get me some? :) Didn't you read Aldous Huxley's takedown on utopias? I think it was "Island."
     
  16. Jim Wallace

    Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

    Unfortunately, we can't swing flies (or even spinners and spoons) and expect any luck if there are snaggers in the run ripping thru the fish and spooking them off the bite.
    In my version of Utopia, everyone is going for the fair strike, and the fish are moving to and eating our presentations.
     
  17. freestoneangler

    freestoneangler Not to be confused with Freestone

    Dumb ass statement... but not really that surprising. Did you have as much disdain for Tip when he used the leverage he had against Reagan?
     
  18. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

    My holy crap stands. Not for any one post but for the whole thread.
     
  19. Kaiserman

    Kaiserman content

    I was up in Alaska several years back, and if you were a resident, you could literally snag (or net) 100 Copper River salmon a day. Kind of takes the fun out of it, but man... Copper River salmon is yuuuummy!
     
  20. Jim Speaker

    Jim Speaker Active Member

    Hey Ed, kill this thread. Not all of us are Subaru driving libs...
     
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