Haha...I'm actually laughing so hard right now I'm almost crying. I already have a wild sense of humor but you guys just keep adding to it...I'm back from a rowdy night of bar fights in Maple Valley -- surprise, surprise, and trying to get some shut eye now. When I return to this board, I'll probably read, "And there goes Trooper RUT, he's wading...wading a little more...trying to get to that great honey hole...a little more RUT...wade some more...whoomp...he slips, falls in and floats the whole damn middle fork only to fall over the falls after all 3 forks converge..." This is a hilarious thread that is laced with humor, whit, and best of all blended class. I love it! Take Care all!